Old Joy

Old Joy ★½

There were a few short, annoyed reviews that I wanted to write for Old Joy but I couldn't choose which one to go for. So I'm just going put them all up.

1) Old Joyless, more like.

2) Two blokes take a trip to a forest, talk a bit, and then go home. The end.

That will be £8.50 please, sir!

3) I think I'm going to have to employ a 'mumblecore possibility analyst' to make sure I don't accidentally watch any more of these fucking things without realising it.

4) This film would have been better if they'd taken out everything and just played Yo La Tengo music for an hour and fifteen minutes. Then it would have got 5 stars instead of being complete shit.

Nice dog, though.