Favorite films

  • Citizen Kane
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • Prince of Darkness
  • Wild at Heart

Recent activity

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  • It Lives Inside

  • Stop Making Sense

Recent reviews

  • King of Killers

    King of Killers

    Grillo has the line "who writes this stuff?!". It made my entire row laugh.

  • Cobweb


    This movie was surprisingly pretty great. It shifts gears a few times in really interesting ways. It's a fun one to watch. Avoid the trailer if possible and go in cold.

Popular reviews

  • Uncle Drew

    Uncle Drew

    The most Shaqalicious movie of 2018. Recommended drinking game: every time Uncle Drew says “Youngblood”,take a shot. (Don’t actually do this; I don’t want to be responsible for alcohol poisoning.)

  • The Outwaters

    The Outwaters

    I've always heard people talk about getting motion sickness watching found footage. I had never gotten it once (not even sitting close to the screen during Blair Witch Project)...until this movie.
    Almost the entire movie was filmed in close up. About 40 minutes in,I bolted to the bathroom and spewed regurgitated popcorn coated with Coke Zero into the toilet. I barely made it to the end without puking again. But I did in the parking lot after.
    The movie was…