• Sly

    Sly

    I did this was good but could've been great. It is entirely too short. So much feels rushed through. Definitely worth watching though.

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    Look...I'm not saying if she did it or not. But I am saying that anyone playing steel drum music that loud is asking for a violent response.

  • Demons

    Demons

    ★★★★★

    This is a screening with live accompaniement by Claudio Simonetti's Goblin. Hell yes!!

  • King of Killers

    King of Killers

    Grillo has the line "who writes this stuff?!". It made my entire row laugh.

  • Cobweb

    Cobweb

    This movie was surprisingly pretty great. It shifts gears a few times in really interesting ways. It's a fun one to watch. Avoid the trailer if possible and go in cold.

  • Nefarious

    Nefarious

    Wow. What a turd. It's literally just right wing talking points regurgitated repeatedly. Flannery's twitchy performance is entertaining at times at least.

  • Left Behind

    Left Behind

    This is the only time I've ever felt Nicolas Cage phoned in a performance. With the awful writing,I can't say I really blame him.

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    The tagline should be "the stakes have never been lower". Easily the worst in the franchise. The love this is getting is baffling to me. The whole third act is awful. There are some good set pieces and kills at least. Some of these characters surviving,though,is downright idiotic. Also what purpose does the boyfriend in the other apartment serve in this film?! It's like he wandered in from a soap opera just to flash Blue Steel repeatedly.

  • Paradise, Hawaiian Style

    Paradise, Hawaiian Style

    One of the more uninspired Elvis films. It also has the unfortunate distinction of having more than one song featuring a little kid singing.

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear

    The trailer is a completely accurate depiction of what the film is. It's a whole lot of fun with some great belly laughs. There's actually one part that made me scream laugh (it involves Margo Martindale's character and her gun).
    I enjoyed that it took the disaster movie template of spreading time out equally among the characters. That fits perfectly for this type of movie.
    Snort this one up if it looks like your bag.

  • The Crying Game

    The Crying Game

    I hadn't watched this in a couple decades. Jaye Davidson was even better than I remembered. Easily one of the greatest performances of the '90s.

  • The Outwaters

    The Outwaters

    I've always heard people talk about getting motion sickness watching found footage. I had never gotten it once (not even sitting close to the screen during Blair Witch Project)...until this movie.
    Almost the entire movie was filmed in close up. About 40 minutes in,I bolted to the bathroom and spewed regurgitated popcorn coated with Coke Zero into the toilet. I barely made it to the end without puking again. But I did in the parking lot after.
    The movie was…