“I’m never gonna die!” — Kerr Smith

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Favorite films

  • No Country for Old Men
  • All That Heaven Allows
  • You've Got Mail
  • Lawrence of Arabia

Recent activity

  • The Thing


  • Tourist Trap


  • She's All That

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers


Recent reviews

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    I still scream at the defibrillator scene and that rocks

  • Final Destination 3

    Final Destination 3


    The 00s alt rock cover of “Love Train” 👩‍🍳💋

Popular reviews

  • Women Talking

    Women Talking


    Once years ago my sister came to me bc I was the outspoken feminist in the family and the sexism she was dealing with at work was awful and nothing she’d tried had worked. She asked me what else she could do and I had to look her in the eye and say the only options she had were to do nothing or quit. Because it was true. There was no other choice left. 

    The movie has hope but what punched me was the way it feels like it’s just this forever and ever amen.


  • Elvis



    This movie is good because it makes you want to fuck Elvis.