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  • Moana



    I adore this movie.
    >The colors are COLORS. The sound is SOUND. The scale is SCALE.
    >The music, oh god, the MUSIC. Not only the musical numbers ("Shiny" fuckin slaps), but the orchestral score too. It's gorgeous. The way it shines when Moana dives to recover the Heart, when she faces Te Ka or when she comes back to Motunui, is unnnnnnnnnnnnnf
    >Tamatoa is probably one of my fave Disney characters
    >so full of little aniamted details.

    I love it!

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies


    What I hate the most about this film is how fake everything looks. Everything. It all looks like a PS3 cutscene, and even then, there are PS3 games that look fantastic. This just looks BAD.
    There's this weird white haze around everything and I hate it 'cause I thought I was going blind for a second.

    There's no spark in the battle scenes. There's no sense of danger. The battle choreography is terrible. Where did the tension of Helm's Deep…

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  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    WARNING: this will be a bit long.

    I'm a bit concerned, man. This is the biggest cognitive dissonance I've had in a long time: almost all of my Letterboxd friends are praising this film through the roof, and I'm just sitting here wondering how do I review a film that had no reason to exist, is a shameless cashgrab, a soulless attempt to introduce Toy Story to little kids, and a pretty funny but weightless movie.

    Maybe I'm just…

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Haven't even seen this, it's not even out yet, but
    would you
    try to prevent the extinction of dinosaurs
    after the events of the last FOUR MOVIES?!?!