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  • Bullet Train

    ★★★

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★½

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    ★★★★

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★★★★½

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  • Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity

    Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity

    ★★★

    This has 14 people credited as cast members (per IMDB) and was apparently made for $90,000. I can absolutely believe it.

    - Do we have any idea where the slave girls come from or how they end up in a 'space gulag'? No.
    - Do we know anything about this universe or how someone can be from 'Beyond Infinity'? No.
    - Do the leads have four outfits in total: beige ragged-hem bikinis, slinky black evening wear, sexy nightwear, and golden…

  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th

    ★★★

    Justice for that innocent snake!

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  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★

    Some genuinely funny moments with strong acting throughout, but mostly a miss. For a stylised action flick, I was expecting more. Admittedly, I'd probably be more forgiving if I hadn't seen John Wick 4 recently.

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★½

    JW4 seems to share more with Parabellum than it does either of the first two, except it's even more epic, sprawling and grandiose. I imagine the mantra for this film was: 'why not?' Should we have a Samurai Duel? Why not? Should we have a horseback battle in the desert? Why not? Pistols at dawn? Why not? A story that travels to Osaka, Berlin, the Sahara Desert, Paris and NYC? Why Not?

    Bill Skarsgård plays the antagonist, Marquis Vincent de…

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  • Frankenhooker

    Frankenhooker

    ★★★★½

    This movie is bonkers in the best way possible. I loved every minute of it. Of all the random shit that happens, I think my favourite was the main character using a power drill on his own brain to come up with good ideas and calm down.

    Watched it on Troma NOW! (unsure of why we need double emphasis). Platform could be better, but can't complain about the video quality.

  • John Wick

    John Wick

    ★★★★

    This movie must have the records for: (1) the most telephone conversations where only one person speaks and (2) fewest words averaged per phone call.

    On a rewatch, this is still slick as hell. The action is all phenomenal. The acting is mostly good. Reeves is Reeves; he does what he needs to. Nyqvist, McShane, Reddick and DaFoe are all great. Palicki is fun as a rival assassin. I didn't mind Alfie Allen, but I feel like someone else might…