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  • Possession

    Possession

    ★★★★★

    this is my ladybird

  • The Brown Bunny

    The Brown Bunny

    imagine blowing a filmbro and he says “wow this is just like the brown bunny”

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  • Twin Peaks

    Twin Peaks

    ★★★★

    i actually don’t remember watching twin peaks once the red room came on screen i would blackout as the spirit of david lynch possessed my mortal body once again

    [season 1]

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    ★★★

    rosamund pike’s opening line: look at you. sitting there. 

    me, who’s sitting there: holy shit how did she know

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  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★★½

    sam levinson be like “white people be like” but he the white people that be like

  • 365 Days

    365 Days

    ½

    please stop adapting 2011 wattpad harry styles x y/n fan fictions into movies i thought we learned from fifty shades of grey and after