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  • Behind Enemy Lines
  • Behind Enemy Lines II: Axis of Evil
  • Behind Enemy Lines III: Colombia
  • Seal Team Eight: Behind Enemy Lines

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  • Wedding in Blood

    ★★★★

  • I, Robot

    ★★½

  • The Color of Lies

    ★★★★

  • Torment

    ★★★★

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  • I, Robot

    I, Robot

    ★★½

    spent the majority of this trying to pin down exactly why I think it doesn't work, even though its ideas are in the right place and has further resonance now re Bezos/Amazon technology. I think it mostly boils down to being lit like shit, existing at a time of burgeoning CGI that also looks like shit, a truncated third act and having a cast that can't really hang with Smith. that said, this is probably the third time I've seen…

  • Torment

    Torment

    ★★★★

    I would've had a happy marriage with her

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  • Titane

    Titane

    ★★

    two-thirds of the way through this emotionally dishonest chore, i was thinking about the many island pornos made by Joe D'Amato. in which are tons of fairly disgusting images, but i was thinking about why, as filthy and god-forsaken as they may be, they're not annoying. and its as simple as this: theyre without affect; either you're getting off on them or you're not.

    instead of trying to ape Denis or Cronenberg, maybe Ducournau should check out Erotic Nights of the Living Dead.

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★

    some interesting stuff here about modern vs antiquated Hollywood methods but once again Peele becomes too taken with the logics and the paint-by-numbers of his metaphors to be suggestive at all. he's just not a poet, but this was a pretty fun time overall