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  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)


    This film really confirms why some people will name their own child Harleen Quinzel. 

    In my opinion, DC rarely makes movies that are watchable, so this was a major win for them! I wish I had seen this in theaters to fully experience the fight scenes and the bacon egg and cheese.

    Long live Bruce the hyena!

  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    The Hunchback of Notre Dame


    Horny old virgin burns down city in attempt to bang young immigrant woman. Croissant shaped man saves the day.

Popular reviews

  • Parasite



    Look, we’ve all read hundreds of 5 star reviews for parasite. It’s a masterpiece. A once in a generation creation. I will never be the same.

    BUT, I will never be able to get past the visual of the bunker man eating that banana. He didn’t have to dive into it like that. I haven’t had a banana since.

  • Bao



    I would live and die for this short film. I watched it with my white mom and she said something along the lines of “this is kind of weird” and I lost the will to counter her because I just wanted to be a good son and let her know I love her. Mom if you’re reading this I’m sorry about that time I said I hated you in 5th grade.