Shawn

I didn’t come here to make friends, I came here to win
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  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    ★★★★

    This film really confirms why some people will name their own child Harleen Quinzel. 

    In my opinion, DC rarely makes movies that are watchable, so this was a major win for them! I wish I had seen this in theaters to fully experience the fight scenes and the bacon egg and cheese.

    Long live Bruce the hyena!

  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    ★★★

    Horny old virgin burns down city in attempt to bang young immigrant woman. Croissant shaped man saves the day.

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    Look, we’ve all read hundreds of 5 star reviews for parasite. It’s a masterpiece. A once in a generation creation. I will never be the same.

    BUT, I will never be able to get past the visual of the bunker man eating that banana. He didn’t have to dive into it like that. I haven’t had a banana since.

  • Bao

    Bao

    ★★★★★

    I would live and die for this short film. I watched it with my white mom and she said something along the lines of “this is kind of weird” and I lost the will to counter her because I just wanted to be a good son and let her know I love her. Mom if you’re reading this I’m sorry about that time I said I hated you in 5th grade.