Shea Vassar

idk I used to be a film critic and now I just watch tv but sometimes I still watch movies and forget to log them on here

Favorite films

  • Y Tu Mamá También
  • But I'm a Cheerleader
  • Double Indemnity
  • The Lure

Recent activity

  • Triangle of Sadness


  • Valentine


  • Skinamarink


  • M3GAN


Recent reviews

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness


    I’m sick of white men thinking they are the best ones to critique class divisions but this one was outright bad on multiple levels. It’s pure existence is so the wealthy elite that are into movies can watch and say “well, at least we aren’t THAT kind of rich people!”

    Oh Woody did great of course and the best part is him not giving one single crap when people are sick hehe

  • Valentine



    An underrated classic that is great for Valentine’s Day!!!!!!

Popular reviews

  • Disobedience



    when Rachel Weisz is smoking in the hotel room and says "I want to take your picture" after that super lovely sex scene and Rachel McAdams finally looks comfortable in herself THAT IS SO PURE

  • Beans



    1. Indigenous people have typical right of passages, too. We fall in love, have siblings, try to be more grown up than we are. Crazy, but true.
    2. I’ve never seen another coming of age film where a huge crowd of racist protestors throw rocks through car windows, a blockade was happening because the government was breaking the law in order to build a golf course, & archive footage is shows all this is based in truth. 
    3. I don’t remember…