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  Starcrash 1978

  Watched 14 Aug 2020

  Joe Spinell has an evil goatee, wears a red velvet cape in space and Caroline Munro beats people up wearing a black leather bikini so this is my favorite Star Wars movie now.

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Jun 2019

  Sometimes all you need is to spend the night drinking J&B straight from the bottle and watch beautiful creatures fuck some shit up.

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  Godzilla vs. Biollante 1989

  Watched 06 Jun 2022 1

  Cheesy and slimy, just how I like it.

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  Giallo in Venice 1979

  Watched 08 May 2022

  Sure, this is a nasty one, but honestly for me the most disturbing thing was the detective constantly eating hard boiled eggs. He even carries them in his pocket, along with a salt shaker haha wtf

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  Cemetery Man 1994

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jul 2020

  Imagine having sex in a cemetery
  on your husband’s grave 
  during a full moon
  ignis fatuus floating around
  and your undead husband arises and bites you

  
  romance 🖤

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  Scream 1996

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Aug 2015

  Wes Craven is the man who made me fall in love with the horror/slasher genre.

  Dream in peace Wes and thank you.