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Favorite films

  • All That Jazz
  • Possession
  • Opening Night
  • TÁR

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  • Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

  • Dune

    ★★★★½

  • The Greatest Love Story Never Told

  • Society of the Snow

    ★★★★

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  • In the Cut

    In the Cut

    ★★★★½

    Obsessed with the idea of Jane Campion making a subversive and smart erotic thriller with the aesthetics of the Dirrty music video.

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★½

    Whispering to myself “I love this part” every time Austin Butler goes full Nancy “Throat GOAT” Reagan on that microphone

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    The closest, recent cinematic experience that recaptured the energy of The Way of Water for me. The Way of Sand, if you will. Feels massive and like a true blue Movie, and a complete delivery of everything Denis teased up in the first film. Also feels like a complete miracle he was able to get so much of what's on the page into the final cut. I now need his adaptation of Messiah like water.

    Javier Bardem being in Lyle…

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    "The spice must flow."

    -Elizabeth Olsen on that one episode Hot Ones

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  • The Princess Switch

    The Princess Switch

    ★★

    Me: I am only interested in well-crafted, intellectually stimulating, high brow films

    Also Me: Gimme da fuckn gorbage

  • Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights

    Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights

    ★★

    Oh to be a tall white blonde rhythmically challenged woman grinding on Diego Luna