tabasco’s review published on Letterboxd:
this movie is with the shits. the greatest slow sequence of all time when Aragorn slings the doors open. Orlando Bloom constantly taking off his contacts at random. The rendering of Gollum varying greatly scene to scene. Eaoeaewin having the wateriest eyes in history but having like two lines. and even though sams my husband he’s a fucking asshole in this movie for a lot of it but he’s just doing it for his boy. Rose is gonna have some WAP for him when he gets back