• Mark Antony

    Mark Antony

    ★★★

    good! But AI-likeness and homophobia inexcusable, so bad.

  • Jawan

    Jawan

    ★★

    "I’ll have the mersal-bigil-theri combo with SRK on the side please"

  • Blonde

    Blonde

    ★★

    NORMA JEAN’S GOOOOONNNEEEE, SHE’S MOVING ONNNNNN

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★½

    Love Ayo and Rachel and Marshawn Lynch is very very funny but no comment on the rest

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

    ★★

    Uma Thurman’s funny little voice

  • They Cloned Tyrone

    They Cloned Tyrone

    ★★★½

    (erykah badu voice) you better clone tyrone

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★½

    he fucks while reading the Baghvad Gita! Uranium Istopes are dangerous! Movie of the year!

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★

    Plasticky existential crises very very good, 2016-coded corporate feminism unpalatable. Bad ending! That said, can’t see how you can make a better Barbie movie so congrats Greta Gerwig!


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  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    ★★★★

    Mr movies 🫡

  • What's Up, Doc?

    What's Up, Doc?

    ★★★★★

    back on the criterion channel this month. Young Austin Pendleton!!!

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp

    ★★★

    made specifically for niche annoying people (I am one of them). The tear stick stuff had me howling

  • Mission: Impossible – Fallout

    Mission: Impossible – Fallout

    ★★★★

    only movie that understands what to do with Henry Cavill