I kinda shat on this film when it came out because I thought it was gonna be ridiculous and tacky and it was ridiculous and tacky but in a fun way and I had a good time watching it so suck it past self

so now I have to be scared of adopted children, uv paint and treehouses? great

name a scarier line in a movie than “mr graysmith, i do the posters myself” and “not many people have basements in california”

a step by step self help guide on how to solve all your problems: kill them all