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  Elvis 2022

  ★★ Watched 04 Feb 2023

  The evolution of one of the most impactful artists of all time brought to you by someone whose own style has been frozen in ice for 25 years. We’d have a perfectly cromulent biopic had anyone but Baz directed it and we switched out Hanks for Jim Broadbent

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  Blonde 2022

  Watched 31 Jan 2023

  It’s like if Kenneth Anger had to direct a Ryan Murphy production. and I don’t know how I feel about that.

Popular reviews

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  Dark Habits 1983

  ★★ Watched 07 Aug 2013

  I just can't help but feel that a movie about heroin-shooting lesbian nuns providing refuge to a showgirl on the run from the mob should've been more entertaining.

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  A Sound of Thunder 2005

  ★ Watched 18 Dec 2013 4

  What I Wanted: A loose, but faithful and well meaning adaptation of the Ray Bradbury short story of the same name.

  What I Got: Shit on.