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  • Booksmart



    "You can make yourself cum using only your mind? That's like the one thing my mind can't do."

    Forgot to log this one when I watched it with my mom and girlfriend. It has a "cool aunt" vibe through these young women, who do have a good amount of charisma. The script does suffer from a post-'Superbad' world, but the emotional through-line surprised me as similar to 'Blockers'. It reminded me a lot of folks from high school and it felt more grounded than that studio flick.

    All in all, I laughed a good deal and wouldn't mind seeing a sequel of them in college!

  • Parasite



    "It's a metaphor."

    Funny, thrilling, topical, and skillful, 'Parasite' matched all of the well-earned hype. The pacing doesn't let up, and I was shocked how fast the film felt for being 2+ hours. Good use of space, especially in the house. It felt similar to the suburban neighbor horrors from the 90s without any of the real camp factor.

    I saw the director do a Q+A, and I guess in Korea they can afford to have much larger shoots (this…

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    The Revenant


    "God is a squirrel."

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    Blade Runner 2049


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "They found you."

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