i saw la la land 5 times in 1 day
my words are intended exactly as seriously as u decide to interpret them

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  • The Master
  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • The Player
  • In Bruges

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  • The Master

    The Master


    Dodd constantly refers to Freddie as an animal, but the truth is more revealing — their relationship is itself animalistic, an attraction of ego and urge and psychologically damaged impulses, of 2 men who find purposeful connection on opposite sides of the dynamic of addressing Freddie's traumas. Is Lancaster exploiting Freddie's troubled past in order to manipulate subservience? Undoubtedly, but more importantly, this is a two-sided relationship, and Freddie is as eager to find purpose in his pathetic neediness as…

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  • Therapy Dogs

    Therapy Dogs


    Where most high school movies are made by adults reflecting back on the ennui and projected anxieties of their youth, Therapy Dogs (huge yes to that title) is an actual look forward, made by filmmakers currently going through the angst they're presenting as they essentially film their gradual breakdown - did I mention this movie is executive produced by Matt Johnson? Call it a video essay, a documentary, a mockumentary, it's both an authentic time capsule for a specific generation…

  • Despicable Me

    Despicable Me


    i don't think when they included the line "this is literature? a 2 year old could've written this" that they intended for it to become the illumination entertainment mission statement

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  • Cruella



    Five ladies walked into the showing late and spent a few minutes continually changing their seats and whispering loudly to each other. They finally got settled in, and then this kid started making noise. One of the women got up, walked over to the kid and told him to "please shut the fuck up." The kid's mom yelled at her and called her a "white trash bitch" and she yelled back and called her fat, and a major shouting match…

  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7


    Aaron Sorkin is way too good a writer to be forced to work with such a mediocre director as Aaron Sorkin