• Saw X

    Saw X

    ★★★

    john kramer and batman share a moral philosophy

  • Dumb Money

    Dumb Money

    ★★★★

    pumping my fist muttering fuck ya under my breath every 3 min. eating the rich is fun but u gotta really cook those mfers first

  • The Origin of Evil

    The Origin of Evil

    ★★

    really scattered and intensely self-serious. so focused on being intriguing it forgets to be interesting. went in thinking it was a comedy for some reason

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★

    fighting each other against the world

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★

    the female gays

  • Black Bird

    Black Bird

    ★★★★

    masterfully balances the inhumanity of locking people in cages with the uncanny inhumanity of psychopathic evil, a twinge of resigned regret that some people just have it all while others are relegated to a life of isolation and misery due to the mercy of geography and chemistry. shockingly empathetic without ever for a moment justifying or rationalising evil, the show makes a point of showing how prison is inherently psychologically destructive to the reformable mind while exposing the possibility that evil isn't interpersonal, and maybe prisons were made to keep people like this, hopeless for reform or restoration, locked away from society forever.

  • Blue Beetle

    Blue Beetle

    ★★

    i respect the commitment to attempt absolutely nothing interesting or original. baby's first superhero movie

  • Strays

    Strays

    ★★½

    determinedly inoffensive and lowbrow is a tried and true recipe for a completely forgettable experience. does what it says on the tin

  • Meg 2: The Trench

    Meg 2: The Trench

    ★★★

    THEᵐᵉᵍ ²TRENCH

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★

    more like tmnt:nm

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★

    powerfully unpopular take apparently but this score was annoying in tenet when it made sense, let alone here when it is an unrelenting emotional obstruction. add this to the list of reasons to hate me idk

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★½

    I know everyone is saying u can't just watch a film abt the horrifying sin of man converging into a single point in space in time and then just immediately walk into a movie abt a toy but I did barbie first and couldn't get fully invested in oppenheimer cuz I did not take enough time to emotionally process and recover from this