• The Faculty

    The Faculty

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    elijah wood in his final girl era

  • House of Usher

    House of Usher

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    the real jump scare was seeing vincent price as a bottle blond

  • Easy A

    Easy A

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    the last great american teen movie :'(

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    I Know What You Did Last Summer

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    that jennifer love fefferman ain't bad!

  • Strange World

    Strange World

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    splat is SO morph treasure planet coded

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

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    the gasp i gasped at the pain needle drop!!!

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

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    the siren song of a terrible, terrible film with beautiful, beautiful men is irresistible

  • Dead Poets Society

    Dead Poets Society

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    me: thank you for changing my life

    neil: im literally a sad twink

  • Ballerina on the Boat

    Ballerina on the Boat

    oh to be a pretty little ballerina in a big sunhat leaping across the ocean

  • The Watermelon Woman

    The Watermelon Woman

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    obsessed with the video store that exclusively hires lesbians

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

    childhood home key stays ON during sex

  • Yentl

    Yentl

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    i would not recommend a throuple for most people but a throuple is severely needed in this case