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  • Halloween




    "....I'm scared."
    "Well why are you sitting in here with all the lights off?"
    "I don't know."

  • My Best Friend's Wedding

    My Best Friend's Wedding



    Pretty much adored every second of My Best Friend's Wedding, which has all the charm and romance of the greatest rom-coms while emphasizing the superficiality and psychopath tendencies of their supposedly relatable protagonists. Julia Roberts' performance is evil and effortlessly charming in equal measure, and the film is constantly re-framing her terrible actions as a futile attempt at controlling the uncontrollable. It not only excels as a traditional romantic comedy, but also as an examination of what these movies are really celebrating. The opening scene is *stunning*, and a short but sweet cameo performance by [redacted] is beautiful and totally unexpected.

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    Disney/Lucasfilm Headquarters. Int. Day.

    Rian Johnson: Oh, hey, JJ!

    JJ Abrams: Hi Rian, how's it going?

    RJ: Great! I just wanted to say that really enjoyed my time making The Last Jedi. It was so exciting to craft a personal film with Disney money. And everyone at Lucasfilm approved it right away because Episode 7 left me with a bunch of mystery-box ideas and set-up that wasn't going to lead anywhere. Who directed that one again?

    JJ: Me. I…

  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds



    [Removed by admins.]

    Letterboxd didn't approve of my original review wishing for the return of The Basterds and the swift, brutal end of fascism in 2019 America so here's this: