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  • Amadeus
  • Phantom Thread
  • School of Rock
  • Titanic

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  • No Time to Die

    ★★½

  • Raw

    ★★★★

  • Hellraiser

    ★★★½

  • The Many Saints of Newark

    ★★

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  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★½

    More like James Bombed

  • Raw

    Raw

    ★★★★

    VERY confident for a debut: very correct about how often ‘ahhh you’ll figure it out’ is dispensed as advice to young adults as if it’s supposed to be in any way helpful or proven to be correct. But yeah good stuff! 

    Really wished I’d known that hair thing was coming though. cannibalism? fine. extended hair-regurgitation? TOO REAL.

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  • Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    I will never get back the time I spent watching this movie and that chills me to the bone.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★

    You know how the script for Die Hard 2 wasn’t written intentionally as a Die Hard sequel and was initially just one of those 90s wisecracking tough guy movies, but Die Hard was so successful and popular that they put John McClane in it and called it Die Hard 2?

    I’m pretty sure this wasn’t written intentionally as a Wonder Woman movie and was initially just one of those 90s Deadbeat Dad movies about them getting hilariously cursed to teach them…