Symon

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🏳️‍🌈Taste the rainbow 🌈 
Nicole Kidman is my drama mama

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • Bring It On
  • Montana Story

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  • Spoiler Alert

    ★★★★

  • The Stalking Fields

  • History of the World: Part I

    ★★½

  • Moneyball

    ★★★½

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  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★★★

    If boys get to have the Fast & Furious franchise that lasts forever, girls and gays get the Scream franchise.

  • Moonstruck

    Moonstruck

    ★★★½

    While this actual viewing has been a long time coming, I’ve watched the trailer for this movie countless times since it played before my all time comfort movie You’ve Got Mail on the vhs copy.

    It is the result of that trailer that Cher’s iconic *slap* “snap out of it” has lived rent free in my mind for years. It basically made who I am today.

    Now I have the full context and it is no less iconic. They say…

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  • Spoiler Alert

    Spoiler Alert

    ★★★★

    It is generic and predictable in all the ways you’d expect, but Showalter goes out of his way to keep the filmmaking engaging.

    Parsons and Eldridge are a delightful match. I was particularly struck by Eldridge, who’s star i hope counties to rise. 

    While the script isn’t groundbreaking, it is effective. It’s funny and touching and, most importantly, feels truthful. It’s the kind of story I can’t currently relate to, but feel represented by seeing. It’s what this genre needs (from my perspective).

  • The Stalking Fields

    The Stalking Fields

    This is actually a step in the right direction for the MTV’s The Challenge Cinematic Universe, believe it or not.

    Truthfully, I can’t wait for Johnny Bananas’ filmic take on The Most Dangerous Game…

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  • Humboldt County

    Humboldt County

    ★★★

    Truly the backstory for Succession’s Kendall Roy I didn’t know I needed.

  • The In Between

    The In Between

    Please sign my petition to make “Hate Watch Joey King” an official genre