Simon Abrams

Simon Abrams

Favorite films

  • The Passenger
  • Chinatown
  • Five Easy Pieces
  • The Shining

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  • The Moon Thieves

    ★★★½

  • Kaykobad

  • God Save Texas

    ★★★

  • Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★½

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  • The Moon Thieves

    The Moon Thieves

    ★★★½

    The Moon Thieves feels like a throwback to late 90s, early 00s HK pop cinema, when this sort of heist caper/pop star vehicle proliferated. It’s better than average—more detail oriented, for starters.

  • Kaykobad

    Kaykobad

    “The Human Chair,” but for a Bangladeshi tv audience. I’m amazed this exists!

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  • The Void

    The Void

    ★★

    As if Lucio Fulci had made The Thing. No, wait: as if Lucio Fulci's biggest fan had made The Thing. No, no, as if Lucio Fulci's biggest fan cross-bred The Thing with Night of the Living Dead. No wait it's Hellraiser and Lovecraft and oh god there's just so many unsynthesized influences here good god no waiiiiiit... More soon at RogerEbert.com.

  • Braven

    Braven

    ★★★½

    A fun LL Bean revenge thriller. So much "real America" chest-thumping. More log cabins, big trucks, hunting rifles, bow and arrows, man against nature, man as provider, man fightin for his family BS than you can shake a stick at. This flannel has a high-thread count.

    Jason Momoa sets a man on fire! Stephen Lang has Alzheimer's and shoots people! Jill Wagner, playing Jason Momoa's wife, also shoots people after joking that Momoa's character is too tired from work to…