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  • Booksmart



    I would, and I cannot stress this enough, DIE for these girls.

    Also I’m a little mad Olivia Wilde managed to make a movie about Morgan and I with the genders flipped before we did.

  • The Exorcist III

    The Exorcist III


    Somehow gets better every single time. I fuck with it.

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  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum


    Sometimes being the ‘worst’ in a franchise really isn’t that harsh of a label.

    John Wick Chapter 3 is not going to win over people who weren’t fans of Chapter 2. In fact it will more than likely actively anger them. It’s not even so much that it’s the ‘same’ or anything, it’s just that it’s not focused on playing to the strengths of the first film outside the action. Chapter 3 however capitalizes on the elements of 2 that…

  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    CW: Depression, Suicide

    Last night, at around 8 or 9 PM, I was sobbing on the floor of my closet, holding a belt that I was going to hang myself with.

    It's a heavy sentence. It's a lot to say, a lot to drop on you, whoever is reading this, and it may seem a bit harsh. A bit brutal, or even alarming but if I wanted to do anything with this "review" it's that I want to be honest.…