Favorite films

  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
  • Little Women
  • Brick
  • All That Jazz

Recent activity

  • Bones and All


  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas!


  • Elf


Recent reviews

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All


    “The world of love has no room for monsters,”

    Be it something thrust upon us by our parents, trauma or weakness, or be it something born from the darkest corner of ourselves, we live and carry with us an unimaginable toll of burdens. Sometimes too heavy to bear. With many it’s enough to slow us down, but never to bring that which they’ve latched onto to a complete halt. Sometimes that’s the only thing that keeps you going- the knowledge…

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


    I want Janelle Monae to scissor kick me in the face. Thoroughly unrelated to my thoughts on the film, but it was an inescapable thought I kept coming back to.

    I refer everyone to what I said about ‘Knives Out’ in one of my prior reviews, in which I say that the core to understanding Johnson is that he really really loves Roshomon. And honestly, that influence is more key to anything when it comes to what I expected, wanted,…

Popular reviews

  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark


    I did not care for this remake of ‘Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed’ at all.

  • Do the Right Thing

    Do the Right Thing


    It was hot today, it was hot yesterday, and it’s gonna be hot tomorrow. 

    And we’re all just so goddamned tired of this fucking heat.