Jordan Sarf

Jordan Sarf

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A Revved Up NY Filmmaker who loves writing, directing, and reviewing films.

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★

    I saw a skunk for the first time in the parking lot. Scared the shit out of me.

    I saw this movie for the first time in the theater.
    Confused the shit out of me.

    Regardless, both experiences were awesome.

  • The Seventh Seal

    The Seventh Seal

    ★★★★

    Death is the key theme of the film. Escaping death is the goal. Achieving it is impossible.

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  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    ★★★★★

    Eighth Grade Checklist:

    Stacking Crayola markers to make a tower ✔️
    Playing the national anthem in band ✔️
    Braces everywhere ✔️
    The hair down there” ✔️
    Dreamboat douchebag everyone crushes on ✔️
    Bitchy broads who suck ✔️
    Pool birthday parties ✔️

    Be sure to look out for Gabe, who is a mirror image of myself at that age. He can:

    Hold his breathe under water ✔️
    Gets all the dipping sauces ✔️
    Nervous to say anything ✔️

    You’re gonna fall…

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★★

    Armie Hammer rips a FAT LINE OF COKE. Danny Glover’s first line was “HEY YOUNGBLOOD”. Cash Green’s rap is WHACK!

    SORRY TO BOTHER YOU , but go see this movie! AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME STORY TELLING, MESSAGE, AND STRAIGHT JOKES!