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  • Rat Race

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  • Halloweentown

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  • A Quiet Place Part II

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  • The Wedding Singer

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  • Rat Race

    Rat Race

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    this is the first perfect rating I've given a movie in literal YEARS, and it's so well deserving of it. a tour-de-force that never stops living up to its name. a perfect encapsulation of that awkward period between letting go of the 90s and heading into the 2000s, and it EMBRACES that awkwardness without any shame, and just lets loose on the silliest, goofiest and downright stupidest gags that any movie has ever provided. AND. IT. WORKS. PERFECTLY!!!!!

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  • Halloweentown

    Halloweentown

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    if dylan opens his smartass reddit moderator mouth one more time i'm going to fucking kill him

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