Elise Middlespoon

Elise Middlespoon

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Queer Demisexual Trans Demigirl. MOVIES GOOD

Favorite films

  • Show Me Love
  • Design for Living
  • Brain Smasher... A Love Story
  • The Raiders of Atlantis

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  • Willard

    ★★★½

  • Messiah of Evil

    ★★★★

  • Yara

    ★★½

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    ★★★★

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  • The Blackcoat's Daughter

    The Blackcoat's Daughter

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A beautiful and sad story of love and abuse.

    The idea that you wish to be bonded with the demon you summoned is so very cool. And I love that we are experiencing it through the perception of the protagonist.

    The anguished cry at the end when she realizes they aren't coming back hits really close to home.

    That finality of loneliness in the heartbroken.

  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Hellboy is a child of abusive parents. He has an absentee monstrous mother and a doting, controlling father. His father isn't all bad, of course, because he was a good man, but he is human and cares for Hellboy as his own son and protects him from the world in the same way. Hellboy has deep seated self image problems because of this and his monstrous appearance of course. Most strongly evidenced when he is talking to Liz and says…

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  • The Babadook

    The Babadook

    ★★★★★

    I am a horrorhound. I love horror films. There is only one way to review Babadook: This was the scariest movie I have ever seen.

  • Behind the Curve

    Behind the Curve

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