chris πŸ”ͺ

you don’t believe in the boogeyman?
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#horror enthusiast
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my ratings are based on enjoyment.

Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • Scream
  • The Strangers
  • Hereditary

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  • Bones and All

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  • A Christmas Story 2

    Β½

  • Silent Night

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  • Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker

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  • Martyrs

    Martyrs

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    (i said on my first watch i couldn't put my thoughts into words. well, i've finally done that here.)

    when i was 12 or 13, i'd search the internet for lists of the most disturbing movies ever made because i was interested in seeing how far my boundaries were in terms of horror movies. eventually, i forgot about these lists and they ended up being a distant memory. a few years later, as i started getting more into movies, i…

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

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    ”I’m not strong enough and I’m tired of pretending that I am!”

    Rob Zombie divided horror audiences in August 2007 when he released his re-imagining of 1978’s Halloween (which is my personal all-time favorite movie). Some people praised it and called it a terrifying masterpiece while others ripped it to shreds, calling Rob Zombie a hack. With the story neatly wrapping up at the end of the film, not even Rob Zombie had any intentions on a Halloween II, but…

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  • A Christmas Story 2

    A Christmas Story 2

    Β½

    i hope dylan and cole never let braeden forget he was in one of the worst movies ever made.

  • Silent Night

    Silent Night

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    honestly, the only thingsΒ silent nightΒ has in common with the original is the title and the killer santaβ€”and the β€œgarbage day” line if you wanna count the sequel.

    i haven’t seen this movie in about five years so it was a lot of fun watching this for what felt like the first time. it’s nasty, brutal, disgusting, meanβ€”everything i could want in a christmas slasher. the kills are all memorable (like #THAT scene) and gory, and the killer santa is genuinely creepy. to be honest, this and the original are the only two in the franchise that i’d recommend.

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  • Falling for Christmas

    Falling for Christmas

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    lindsay’s assignment was to serve cunt and she passed with flying colors!!!

    2022 ranked

  • The Hug

    The Hug

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    we watched this in my film class. MY FILM CLASS.