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Favorite films

  • In the Mouth of Madness
  • Messiah of Evil
  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
  • The Silence of the Lambs

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  • Perfect Days

    ★★★★★

  • This Is Me…Now

    ★★★

  • Passages

    ★★★★½

  • Madame Web

    ½

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  • The Guest

    The Guest

    ★★★★½

    When Dan Stevens appears in frame at the school haunt with all the Halloween decorations in the background the only thing in question is my sexuality.

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    ★★★★

    Look, I too would have sex with a stranger if they gave me a full-blown musical number.

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  • Perfect Days

    Perfect Days

    ★★★★★

    No matter what the day brings Hirayama starts a new day looking up to a gloomy sky with optimism and a smile might actually be my 13th reason.

  • This Is Me…Now

    This Is Me…Now

    ★★★

    As a Leo this is the most Leo thing I’ve ever watched. 

    Utterly batshit but I couldn’t take my eyes off it.

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  • Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

    Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

    ★★★★

    ELLE WOODS DID NOT SINGLE HANDILY WALK INTO CONGRESS AND FIGHT FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS AND PASS BRUISERS BILL FOR YOU GUYS TO UNDERMINE HER SUCCESS WITH ALL THESE NEGATIVE REVIEWS!!!!

  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2

    ★★★★

    Terrifer 2 is for perverts who like their horror to come from the back of a 80’s video store. 

    I am said pervert.