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  • Captain Phillips

    Captain Phillips


    Damn, I haven’t seen this since its release. I forgot how tense it gets matched with Tom Hanks fantastic performance.

  • Host



    HOLY. SHIT. 

    As a massive found footage fan I like to think I know what I’m talking about when it comes to this sub-genre in horror. HOST is the real fucking deal and so brilliant for how much it doesn’t waste time in fucking with the audience. It’s lean, mean, and terrifying. The scare tactics in this thing are impressive. 

    This zoom based horror film made during the pandemic scared the shit out me and made me scream like 6…

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  • Home Again

    Home Again


    Reese Witherspoon: A 41 year old who sleeps with a 27 year old aspiring filmmaker. 

    Me: A 25 year old aspiring filmmaker who's celebrity crush has always been Reese Witherspoon. 

    Verdict: This was porn and I loved every freakin second of it.

  • Fifty Shades Freed

    Fifty Shades Freed

    "Jesus said, “It is finished.” With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit." - John 19:30