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I pray to our Lord and Savior Gabriel every night.

Favorite films

  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
  • Malignant
  • Paranormal Activity
  • The Empty Man

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  • Skyline

  • Bell from Hell

    ★★★½

  • The Last Airbender

    ½

  • Booksmart

    ★★★★★

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  • The Guest

    The Guest

    ★★★★½

    When Dan Stevens appears in frame at the school haunt with all the Halloween decorations in the background the only thing in question is my sexuality.

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    ★★★★

    Look, I too would have sex with a stranger if they gave me a full-blown musical number.

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  • Skyline

    Skyline

    You gotta trust me, I didn’t pick this.

  • Bell from Hell

    Bell from Hell

    ★★★½

    A film where its legacy has become the tragic death of its director Claudio Guerín but the film is a really fascinating character study. I do wish it leaned a little harder into those horror elements though.

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  • Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

    Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

    ★★★★

    ELLE WOODS DID NOT SINGLE HANDILY WALK INTO CONGRESS AND FIGHT FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS AND PASS BRUISERS BILL FOR YOU GUYS TO UNDERMINE HER SUCCESS WITH ALL THESE NEGATIVE REVIEWS!!!!

  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2

    ★★★★

    Terrifer 2 is for perverts who like their horror to come from the back of a 80’s video store. 

    I am said pervert.