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Favorite films

  • Under the Skin
  • Fantastic Planet
  • Under the Skin
  • Fantastic Planet

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  • All My Friends Hate Me

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  • Lot 36

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  • Distorted

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  • Ultrasound

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  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Since before my son was born, I've had a coaster depicting this exact iconic T2 poster; of Arnie clad in that leather jacket, shades, with shotgun in hand, and sat on that bike.
    Recently, my son asked me (not for the first time) who the guy on the coaster is, as it's always on my desk.
    "Is he your friend?" (Ha! I wish.)

    And so I had to explain, once more, who Arnie is portraying. In addition to this, my…

  • Moonfall

    Moonfall

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    I thought this would be cool to watch with my 5 year old kid, and I wasn't wrong.

    Tell a little boy we're about to watch a film about the moon possibly crashing into earth and you're gonna get wide-eyed excitement.
    But oh man did I have to answer a whole bunch of questions throughout. And I'm no scientist, and neither is Roland Emmerich for that matter, but I tried my best to explain everything that was going on, and…

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  • All My Friends Hate Me

    All My Friends Hate Me

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    It's Pete's birthday and he’s going off to celebrate the occasion with his old college buddies out in the country somewhere.
    Poor Pete will soon learn that he feels more like an outsider when in the company of his posh friends. Didn't they used to be super close? Wasn't he the life of the party back then? Why do things feel odd?
    He'd have been better off just staying home with his lovely girlfriend instead.
    Too late! He's gotta get…

  • Lot 36

    Lot 36

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Even though our main guy can be described as someone who's stubborn, set in his ways, devil may care, generally disgruntled, and absolutely neutral to life's mysteries, surely he'll wise up and acknowledge the twisted and wicked darkness seeping into reality past a certain point.
    But nah, debt-riddled and angry-at-the-world Nick is casual as fuck when he comes across a living corpse tied to a pentagram on the floor in a secret lair.
    You'd think that would make a believer…

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  • Love, Death & Robots: Zima Blue

    Love, Death & Robots: Zima Blue

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    Zima Blue is an example of the perfect short. And it may just be the most grandiose story about going back to basics.

    Even after extending one's own existence to explore all that is possible in a genetically modified body, searching for the meaning of life, learning all there is to know, at the end of the day, we may simply seek to return to an uncomplicated era in our lives. To the simple pleasures of an unburdened youth. The…

  • Distorted

    Distorted

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    Yet another film about mind control; this time through subliminal stimuli within a controlled environment with 24hr surveillance, where brainwashing is the ultimate goal.

    It’s an interesting plot, despite me picking it solely for starring Christina Ricci. Also, John Cusack pops up in a black hoodie, as someone who knows a thing or two about the devious experiments being practiced on unsuspecting citizens.

    Unfortunately, everyone here acts like they’re merely on board to cash a paycheck, with hopes of moving…