Favorite films

  • Hellraiser
  • The Blackcoat's Daughter
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • Inglourious Basterds

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  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    ★★★★

  • 30 Days of Night

    ★★★½

  • The Green Knight

    ★★★½

  • The Wandering Earth

    ★★★

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  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    ★★★★

    don’t know what movie everyone else saw. am i just built different and like having fun? am i a clapping little seal whomst go arf arf at every silly little thing leon s. kennedy does? an easy little fool who goes apeshit over a perfectly replicated set piece after a nice beer and a big soft pretzel? to be fair i can’t imagine Anyone who hasn’t played the games enjoying this half as much as my theater did. i will, however, happily come away from this having finally, *finally* bumped silent hill (2006) off the top of my best video game movie list.

  • 30 Days of Night

    30 Days of Night

    ★★★½

    mike flanagan watching this: it’s okay. i can fix her

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  • Repo! The Genetic Opera

    Repo! The Genetic Opera

    ★★★★★

    small brain: this movie is objectively bad and the music sucks

    galaxy brain: OUT FROM THE NIGHT FROM THE MIST STEPS A FIGURE NO ONE REALLY KNOWS HIS NAME FOR SURE HE STANDS AT SIX FOOT SIX HEAD AND SHOULDERS PRAY HE NEVER COMES KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR SAY THAT U ONCE BOUGHT A HEART OR NEW CORNEAS BUT SOMEHOW NEVER MANAGED TO PAY AWAY UR DEBTS HE WONT BOTHER TO WRITE OR TO PHONE U HELL JUST RIP THE STILL BEATING HEART FROM YOUR CH

  • They Look Like People

    They Look Like People

    ★★★★★

    two bros chilling in the basement five feet apart cause theyre not gay