"Da, why are there dwarves climbing out of our toilet?"
Man, nothing screams "The Lord of the Rings" quite like the music of Ed Sheeran. Not as good the first one, felt very long, kind of boring, very dragged out, most of it felt like filler. Unlike the first movie, I thought it started out strong but I lost interest more and more as the movie went on. Was not but also was not terrible - 5/10.
"It's supposed to look like that, it's crochet." - "Oh, and a wonderful game it is too, if you've got the balls for it."
Not too bad - lacking so much of what made the original trilogy so great, but still has a few good elements. One of those rare movies where the second half is so much stronger than the first - I honestly found the first hour or so to be insanely boring. A lot of the VFX…
Men really do ruin everything, including the concept of this movie. There certainly were elements to appreciate: some great cinematography at times, great lighting and visual style, interesting music choices, moments of good acting. Unfortunately this is quite possibly the most unsubtle movie I have ever seen in my life, leaving the audience without a shred of interpretation to chew on. Very unintentionally goofy, very juvenile and poorly thought-out, very repetitive near the end. Once again, there were many moments…
A film, even to those who don't like it, should be considered nothing short of a monumental achievement. An incredibly weird, crazy, over-the-top, ambitious, wild, unpredictable, overwhelming, mind-blowing, hilarious, fun, original, action-packed, and super creative film that impressed me at every twist and turn. All of the acting was top notch, the directing and cinematography blew my mind, the editing style was an achievement in itself, very original and memorable screenplay, fantastic score and music choices, great production design and…