Eternals ★½

I was wrong about "Thor: The Dark World" - because this is easily the worst Marvel movie I've seen. Never in my life have I seen a movie that was both so overly complicated and unnecessarily convoluted, yet spent so much time desperately over-explaining and spoon-feeding information to the audience. Terrible writing, terrible editing, terrible visual effects, terrible music and song choices, felt very preachy, none of the characters felt like they had any chemistry together, both Angelina Jolie and Salma Hayek felt like they were in the movie solely to collect a paycheck. What the hell was up with Barry Keoghan's accent shifting around so much every other scene?!? Overall this was extremely boring, way too long, way too slow, and extremely forgettable. Awful, awful, awful experience sitting through this - 3/10.

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