ashley 🌙

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film snob and not even a good one.

favourite film of all time: almost famous

top four features...
my last 5 star ratings

Favorite films

  • May December
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  • House
  • Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.

Recent activity

  • May December


  • Better Watch Out


  • Creep


  • Sinister


Pinned reviews

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp


    I want a sequel where Anna Kendrick plays her Camp (2003) character Fritzi who runs Camp Lakeside and they do a better version of Camp Rock: The Final Jam.

  • 65



    You know what... Sometimes Adam Driver has to have a me day and play with dinosaurs and that's okay.

Recent reviews

  • May December

    May December


    I don’t know why but I’ve always known a lot about Mary Kay Letoureau. Since I was young, I was always curious of why people made choices they made and why. Even as a young teen when Mary Kay got out of prison and restarted her relationship with Vili Fualuaa, I was transfixed and equally bewildered by the story. Then I thought much more on how Mary Kay could have possibly thought being in a relationship with a thirteen year…

  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I gotta support a fellow Ashley because I just gotta. Luke and Garrett gave me a preteen Billy and Stu mixed with the Wet Bandits but not entertaining or likeable in anyway. 

    Better Watch Out? Better not watch this again.

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