• Casablanca

    Casablanca

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    This is one of, if not, the greatest movies ever made and I really didn’t know what it is about the plot. So here I sit here upset about Rick and Ilsa.

  • The Princess Diaries

    The Princess Diaries

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    I might have a lot of things I nitpick at about this movie because I'm such a fan of the book series but the one thing they got perfect is how awful of a friend Lilly is to Mia.

    There was no surprise that Mia became friends with Lana in the books.

    I won't even start about how much I miss Tina.

  • Saved!

    Saved!

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    You might not need to let Jesus into your life but you certainly have to accept Saved! into your life at least.

  • Scream

    Scream

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    We could have meta-ed too close to the sun but we had our SPF on and we survived. We did lose a real one on the way but we can Gale Weather any storm.

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

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    Talk To Me makes Bloody Mary seem like a little bitch.

  • Brave

    Brave

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    So bears are to Scottish people what wolves are to the Irish. Gotcha.

  • Kelce

    Kelce

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    I love being introduced to the Kelces via Taylor and I have no qualms to admit that I’m sticking around for Kylie. I love that woman! I respect Jason but that’s MY wife!

  • Jenny Slate: Seasoned Professional

    Jenny Slate: Seasoned Professional

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    My girl Jenny shrieking her way into my heart once again.

  • The Cheetah Girls 2

    The Cheetah Girls 2

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    Dorinda gets to dance with a cute twink.

    Aqua gets to go on a fashion adventure with Mama Galleria.

    Chanel is just trying to spend time with her Spanish girlfriend Marisol.

    Galleria is still on the road to having an aneurysm and figuring out why she's jealous of all the time Chanel is spending with Marisol.

  • Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    Mr. & Mrs. Smith

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    If Claire and Phil Dunphy took their roleplaying too far...

  • 22 Jump Street

    22 Jump Street

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    The way I love Wyatt Russell. A nepo baby that we don't talk about enough. He's elite.

  • 21 Jump Street

    21 Jump Street

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    Dave Franco's character is definitely a Swiftie but was absolutely triggered by her creating a resurgence in friendship bracelets. Also my heart breaks that he could probably never enjoy Taco Bell again.