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  • Faces of Death III

    Faces of Death III

    ★★★

    “When this man awakens from his drug stupor, he will once again have to face a reality which he feared and tried to forget. When society has to numb itself against every day existence, a quest for medication becomes a subtle way of committing suicide.”

    I like the guy comparing the sound of the jumper splatting on the pavement to a lemon hitting the floor. “Then it kinda splashed all gooey like”

    Poor bunnies :/

  • Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    ★★★★★

    Noooo aha don’t kill cats you’re so sexy

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  • Totally Under Control

    Totally Under Control

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  • Ants

    Ants

    ★★★★½

    Rollerblade song slaps

    Quit dropping those stink bombs you gummy worm eating bitch 

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  • Three Bewildered People in the Night

    Three Bewildered People in the Night

    ★★★★★

    Sometimes I get so lonely, even when I’m with people I like. I can’t deal with anyone anymore

    I haven’t related to a group of people so strongly, ever, period. Seriously every line spoken is going to stick with me forever. Gregg is so good at punching my fucking face. I am Alicia and I am David and I am Craig. I have been in each of their shoes and watching them makes me sick with pity and jealousy. I’ve…

  • The Hug

    The Hug

    ★★★★

    Pandory’s Paaaaan Pizza Palaaaace