smalloceanwater

smalloceanwater

My name is Maren and I make weird sexy little movies

Favorite films

  • Carrie
  • The Decline of Western Civilization
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Revenge Angels

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  • Magnificent Obsession

    ★★★½

  • Summer of Soul (...or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)

  • Malignant

    ★★★★

  • Tank Girl

    ★★★★★

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  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★★★★

    Used to think I didn’t like shit like this cuz I hate a soft pristine period piece….something made to be romantic and aspirational to dusty old white people but is there anything better than an absolutely gorgeous, opulent setting reeking of blood, cum and human/rabbit excrement??

    Also I love Rachel Weisz

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    5 stars for Kristen and Aubrey singing in a gay bar with Jinkx Monsoon💖💖💖

    Zero stars for everything else....Kristen and Mackenzie had zero chemistry which made most of the movie a total chore. The rude WASPy family was exhausting too. My personal nightmare tbh.