Truly demented mismatch between the poster and the actual movie!! I wonder how many people will pick this up at redbox expecting a pleasant Stephen Dorff drama only to have a very unpleasant surprise??? Delightful!
Anyhow, Ryûhei Kitamura can probably do this kind of hyperviolent silliness in his sleep by this point, and I'm gonna watch every single one. A++, would explode heads again
Proof, if ever it was needed, that a brilliant film does *not* have to be brilliant in every way: to make a stone-cold classic, it can be sufficient just to have, say, 4 or 5 of the best set pieces ever put in a horror movie. Silent Hill is uneven as hell -- I've seen this movie more times than I can remember and somehow I forget each time just how absolutely inessential the entire Sean Bean subplot is --…
Oh hey I just found the script for Hell House LLC - a sack of rancid horseshit starring a bunch of yelly shitbros - and here it is:
FUCK YOU BRO
NO FUCK YOU
NO REALLY FUCK YOU BROSEPH
NO ACTUALLY FUCK YOU
x 5000
also, the scariest thing about this film is the disturbing number of positive reviews it's gotten on this site - what the hell is wrong with all of you
