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  • Cure
  • The Invitation
  • The Thing
  • Videodrome

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  • The Free Fall

    ★★½

  • Harpoon

    ★★★½

  • Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    ★★½

  • The Innocents

    ★★★½

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  • The Free Fall

    The Free Fall

    ★★½

    The central concept of The Free Fall is actually quite good, but unfortunately it treats this concept as a last-minute twist instead of a starting point for something more interesting

  • Harpoon

    Harpoon

    ★★★½

    It's rare & special to have a movie filled with awful people who are entertainingly awful instead of just annoying! Definitely the best "bad things happening to shitty people" film I've seen in a while

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  • Delirium

    Delirium

    ★½

    Interesting. I now know that it's possible to forget about a movie while you are still watching it

  • Hell House LLC

    Hell House LLC

    Oh hey I just found the script for Hell House LLC - a sack of rancid horseshit starring a bunch of yelly shitbros - and here it is:
    FUCK YOU BRO
    NO FUCK YOU
    NO REALLY FUCK YOU BROSEPH
    NO ACTUALLY FUCK YOU
    x 5000

    also, the scariest thing about this film is the disturbing number of positive reviews it's gotten on this site - what the hell is wrong with all of you