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  • Cure
  • The Invitation
  • The Thing
  • Videodrome

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  • The Price We Pay

    ★★★½

  • The Price We Pay

    ★★★½

  • Silent Hill

    ★★★★★

  • M3GAN

    ★★★★

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  • The Price We Pay

    The Price We Pay

    ★★★½

    Truly demented mismatch between the poster and the actual movie!! I wonder how many people will pick this up at redbox expecting a pleasant Stephen Dorff drama only to have a very unpleasant surprise??? Delightful!

    Anyhow, Ryûhei Kitamura can probably do this kind of hyperviolent silliness in his sleep by this point, and I'm gonna watch every single one. A++, would explode heads again

  • Silent Hill

    Silent Hill

    ★★★★★

    Proof, if ever it was needed, that a brilliant film does *not* have to be brilliant in every way: to make a stone-cold classic, it can be sufficient just to have, say, 4 or 5 of the best set pieces ever put in a horror movie. Silent Hill is uneven as hell -- I've seen this movie more times than I can remember and somehow I forget each time just how absolutely inessential the entire Sean Bean subplot is --…

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  • Hell House LLC

    Hell House LLC

    Oh hey I just found the script for Hell House LLC - a sack of rancid horseshit starring a bunch of yelly shitbros - and here it is:
    FUCK YOU BRO
    NO FUCK YOU
    NO REALLY FUCK YOU BROSEPH
    NO ACTUALLY FUCK YOU
    x 5000

    also, the scariest thing about this film is the disturbing number of positive reviews it's gotten on this site - what the hell is wrong with all of you

  • Delirium

    Delirium

    ★½

    Interesting. I now know that it's possible to forget about a movie while you are still watching it