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  • The Ape

    The Ape


    The Podcast Macabre 2021 Horror Challenge

    12. From the 1940s

    Boris Karloff faces a gorilla in 1v1 combat.. and wins! That's all the reason you need to watch this.

    The circus is in town and with it comes a choice selection of wild beasts. One particular beast happens to be a gorilla. Mistreated by its abusive handler, the gorilla chokes the fucker out and escapes as a fire sets the circus ablaze. Now scourging the countryside, the beast may…

  • Severance



    Horror Hunt #36 (June 2021)
    11. Slasher

    When you have social anxiety team-building exercises are like horror films by default. Honestly the whole slasher thing that goes on here would be beneficial because maybe everyone else dies before I have to awkwardly interact with them.

    Death abound when a group of chronically unlikable weapon dealers are sent by their cartoonishly evil company to Eastern Europe for some team-building. You can tell who will be the final girl early on…

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  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    Paul W.S. Anderson: Man, defiling a beloved video game franchise sure was exhausting. Now what will I do?

    Monster Hunter: *Exists peacefully*

    Paul W.S. Anderson: Weelll helloooo.

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    Spooky Scary Horrorthons - Film #16

    The term timeless is being thrown around a lot, but John Carpenter's The Thing hasn't actually aged a single second in 32 years. The masterful use of godlike practical effects and impeccable suspense is something that is rarely seen in the world of cinema at such an impressive level.

    The story centers around a group of burly men (including a heavily bearded Kurt Russell and my #1 man crush Keith David) working at a…