This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
-
-
Rotting in the Sun 2023
horrible dog barking, horrible construction sound, horrible street performer wind instrument, horrible rendition of Total Eclipse of the Heart…..amazing movie
-
The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
studio executives are like “you know what would be sick here? 45 seconds of Thunderstruck”
-
-
-
A Haunting in Venice 2023
yup, it’s another classic Hercule Poirot caper…with a supernatural twist! and all I’ll say is that the mysteries get a tad more sinister when we escape the trappings of the natural world, my dears….what a delight indeed to see newcomer Jude Hill from Belfast (2021) playing another annoying kid. as far as “movies to stop playing Baldurs Gate 3 for,” this one is definitely in the D-Tier. luckily we rolled about 10 deep to this picture so there were laughs…
-
-
The Craft 1996
the witch store is right next to the liquor store that was down the block from Sarah and Dan’s old house in East Hollywood. if only this film was made more recently, Fairuza and the crew could have gone to Jumbos after a shoot day. if you know LA this review is awesome if not not so much
-
The Invitation 2015
the year is 2015, no one has ever heard of an open marriage. final moment pretty sick
-
Desperately Seeking Susan 1985
slick prod…..electro Newman…Madonna dancing to her own song…Shakespearean mixups…guy spooning his cat…classique
-
-