• Minari

    Minari

    ★★★★

    have you seen more gorgeous tomatoes.....no

  • Bedazzled

    Bedazzled

    ★★

    each prosthetic more fucked up than the last

  • The Conversation

    The Conversation

    ★★★★½

    fuses my two favorite things: jazz and worrying

  • Picnic at Hanging Rock

    Picnic at Hanging Rock

    ★★★★

    imagine this score playing as I’m like, walking up the stairs to the top of a parking garage

  • Zama

    Zama

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    another classic entry in the “guy wakes up with a normal life and by the end is dead” genre

  • Demonlover

    Demonlover

    ★★★★

    feels like plastic.......kinda messy but too nasty to not love. hentai is here to stay!

  • Moulin Rouge!

    Moulin Rouge!

    ★★★½

    before we started I said that I knew “everything” about Moulin Rouge???

  • Popeye

    Popeye

    ★★★★

    they made “face is a punching bag”....REAL!!!!!

  • Watermelon Man

    Watermelon Man

    ★★★½

    makes sense Melvin Van Peebles didn’t really fuck w the writers vision, tone is sort of all over the place. some insanely good scenes tho

  • Another Round

    Another Round

    ★★★★½

    Danish Logan Square xoxo

  • Smiley Face

    Smiley Face

    ★★★★★

    nonstop vibes, nonstop laughs. the sensation tricks in here are so perfect. Anna Faris basically being funnier than anyone ever in a movie. I am happy!!!!!!!!!!

  • My Darling Clementine

    My Darling Clementine

    ★★★★½

    my dad was always adamant that he didn’t name me after Wyatt Earp but rather Peter Fonda’s character in Easy Rider. well it does not take a brainiac to realize they obviously named that char after his own father’s portrayal of Wyatt Earp in this flick so by the transitive property of weird dad stuff I’m basically named cause of this movie. and the movie rocks