• The Creator

    The Creator


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Zendaya is Meechee….and Maya is Nirmata

  • Rotting in the Sun

    Rotting in the Sun


    horrible dog barking, horrible construction sound, horrible street performer wind instrument, horrible rendition of Total Eclipse of the Heart…..amazing movie

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    studio executives are like “you know what would be sick here? 45 seconds of Thunderstruck”

  • Streetwise




  • Sliver



    never trust a computer geek yall…..

  • A Haunting in Venice

    A Haunting in Venice


    yup, it’s another classic Hercule Poirot caper…with a supernatural twist! and all I’ll say is that the mysteries get a tad more sinister when we escape the trappings of the natural world, my dears….what a delight indeed to see newcomer Jude Hill from Belfast (2021) playing another annoying kid. as far as “movies to stop playing Baldurs Gate 3 for,” this one is definitely in the D-Tier. luckily we rolled about 10 deep to this picture so there were laughs…

  • Flirt



    if you are on the hunt for an offbeat indie gem then I have just the film for you! back to Baldurs Gate now

  • The Craft

    The Craft


    the witch store is right next to the liquor store that was down the block from Sarah and Dan’s old house in East Hollywood. if only this film was made more recently, Fairuza and the crew could have gone to Jumbos after a shoot day. if you know LA this review is awesome if not not so much

  • The Invitation

    The Invitation


    the year is 2015, no one has ever heard of an open marriage. final moment pretty sick

  • Desperately Seeking Susan

    Desperately Seeking Susan


    slick prod…..electro Newman…Madonna dancing to her own song…Shakespearean mixups…guy spooning his cat…classique

  • Telemarketers


    everybody gotta watch this. for the legend Pat Pespas and more

  • Slow West

    Slow West


    best person to watch an “ambient Western” like this with is Earl the cat. she perks up when she hears a howling coyote and thinks the birds are in the house with us. Meeks Cutoff was like real life to her