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  Spider-Man 3 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Sep 2021 25

  Scorsese could never

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  Jurassic Park III 2001

  ★★ Rewatched 15 Oct 2021 11

  Jurassic Park Ranking

  Man, this one is frustratingly sad. Not in an emotional kind of way, no no no. Just the film itself is sad. The legacy of these characters is just kind of ruined. I ADORE the first Jurassic Park, as most people with functioning heads do, and with that love comes with the characters. That film had the right people to go on that island for the right reason, and we grow with them. It’s not good to…

Recent reviews

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  White Noise 2022

  ★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2022

  Have to say- an kinda disappointed-especially for my final film of the year- and I would TOTALLY watch something better if I wasn’t already working on a project. Noah, pls make a better movie next time 

  6/10 Can’t believe I started off this year watching movies in the hospital and now I’m back smh 

  Hopefully 2023 is better

  2022 Ranked

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  Monkey Up 2016

  ★★ Watched 29 Dec 2022

  Easily the best monkey movie me and my friends watched (The_Bc and Wiseguy76 and even AsdfBatman for a bit)

  Kino Cinema 

Popular reviews

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  We Bare Bears: The Movie 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Jul 2020 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Y’all already know, if this wasn’t a kids movie, ice bear would’ve massacred the cops

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  Clifford the Big Red Dog 2021

  ★½ Watched 11 Nov 2021 6

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  The villain of this movie is trying to stop world hunger. 

  Let me repeat

  The villain, the antagonist, the character that our main leads are AGAINST

  Is trying to STOP WORLD HUNGER

  WHO
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