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  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • The Lion King
  • Zodiac
  • The Shawshank Redemption

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  • Pretty Woman

    ★★★★

  • Dirty Dancing

    ★★½

  • Red Dragon

    ★★★½

  • The Menu

    ★★★★

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  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★★★

    Scorsese could never

  • Jurassic Park III

    Jurassic Park III

    ★★

    Jurassic Park Ranking

    Man, this one is frustratingly sad. Not in an emotional kind of way, no no no. Just the film itself is sad. The legacy of these characters is just kind of ruined. I ADORE the first Jurassic Park, as most people with functioning heads do, and with that love comes with the characters. That film had the right people to go on that island for the right reason, and we grow with them. It’s not good to…

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  • White Noise

    White Noise

    ★★★

    Have to say- an kinda disappointed-especially for my final film of the year- and I would TOTALLY watch something better if I wasn’t already working on a project. Noah, pls make a better movie next time 

    6/10 Can’t believe I started off this year watching movies in the hospital and now I’m back smh 

    Hopefully 2023 is better

    2022 Ranked

  • Monkey Up

    Monkey Up

    ★★

    Easily the best monkey movie me and my friends watched (The_Bc and Wiseguy76 and even AsdfBatman for a bit)

    Kino Cinema 

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  • We Bare Bears: The Movie

    We Bare Bears: The Movie

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Y’all already know, if this wasn’t a kids movie, ice bear would’ve massacred the cops

  • Clifford the Big Red Dog

    Clifford the Big Red Dog

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The villain of this movie is trying to stop world hunger. 

    Let me repeat

    The villain, the antagonist, the character that our main leads are AGAINST

    Is trying to STOP WORLD HUNGER

    WHO
    WROTE
    THIS