Favorite films

  • Zodiac
  • The Lion King
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • The Edge of Seventeen

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  • Jurassic Park III


  • Rocketman


  • Train to Busan


  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Recent reviews

  • Jurassic Park III

    Jurassic Park III


    Jurassic Park Ranking

    Man, this one is frustratingly sad. Not in an emotional kind of way, no no no. Just the film itself is sad. The legacy of these characters is just kind of ruined. I ADORE the first Jurassic Park, as most people with functioning heads do, and with that love comes with the characters. That film had the right people to go on that island for the right reason, and we grow with them. It’s not good to…

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I thought this film was only going to be unfortunately “okay” until tHE FUCKING CHEST SCENE AND THEN THE BLOOD TESTING SCENE OOOOOOOH BOY 

    Genuinely had my jaw open for like the entirety of that solid 10ish minutes. Amazing

    Anyways this is the start to my 3rd annual October spooky movie marathon. Last year’s marathon kinda sucked (found my least favourite film of all time thanks to it) bUT this year I’m just gonna do it casual again so hopefully it’s better. Glad this absolute banger was the start of it


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