Nope.
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We're Going to the Zoo 2006
FOR PEOPLE WHO WISH
THEY COULD PICK UP HITCHHIKERSCute. Always fascinating to see directors’ early work.
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Beau Travail 1999
Visual poetry.
Lavant at his career best.
Hypnotic, woozy, beauteous.
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Fire Ted Cruz 2018
Fun three minutes. Each time Sonny Carl Davis said “C’mon……Ted” I laughed. Each & every time. Best compliment I can give this short.
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Live from Shiva's Dance Floor 2003
Henry Thoreau once wrote;
“Americans live lives of quiet desperation.”
But it's loud.
It's loud.
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Heads I Win/Tails You Lose 1991
I won’t pretend to have watched all of this, but the half an hour or so I did watch I enjoyed, if only from an historical perspective. It’s a museum piece, essentially, edited together just as the advent of digital was truly beginning. We must protect Richard Linklater at all cost.
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
Downing your martini before battling a demonic inter-dimensional one-eyed octoped is such an unparalleled move that the remaining 100 minutes of this film could’ve just been Stephen Strange kicking back post-wedding with a huge bag of Frazzles & some offensively cheap wine being all sad &c. that he didn’t bag Rachel McAdams & I would’ve been more than satisfied.
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The Gentlemen 2019
Some bright spark gave Guy Ritchie twenty two million dollars to make a warm turd.
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House of Gucci 2021
Hey, I love Adam Driver’s shit-eating grin as much as the next man, but there’s no amount of Al Pacino as fashionista that would ever make this melodramatic horror show worth watching.
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The Departed 2006
“When I was your age they would say we could become cops or criminals. Today, what I’m saying to you is this; when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference? Right?”