mannibal adams

mannibal adams

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I know texting during movies is a cardinal sin or whatever but i need y’all to know i was clowning on this movie and talking about Promising Young Woman to someone and this was during the last ten mins of this. Boy did i get the shock of my life. Uncut Gems rlly said “oh you wanna sit on the phone and talk about unexpected deaths while watching me, ok fuck you watch this”. I caused this. My bad adam sandler.

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle


    Sophie finally copped one of those he/theys

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  • Nativity!



    THIS is the role i’ll always remember Martin Freeman in. Mr Maddens is actually iconic; man is on the verge of killing himself throughout the full thing. Regularly breaks down into tears and then ends up putting on the play because “what are they going to do? Fire me twice- I think the fuck not.” Just says to hell with it and puts on an Oscar-worthy primary school Christmas play.

  • Venom



    Someone: what do you want to eat?
    Venom: the heads of the innocent!
    Eddie: a bagel
    Venom: NO!
    Eddie: two bagels