Favorite films

  • Crimson Peak
  • Ghostbusters II
  • Saw II
  • Willard

Recent activity

  • Chicago


  • Earwig and the Witch


  • A Tale of Two Sisters


  • Morbius

Recent reviews

  • Earwig and the Witch

    Earwig and the Witch


    A movie so cringely disastrous that it might just be an epic win

  • Spider



    One day I will realise that the key to a happy life is to surround yourself with things that make you happy. Life-affirming pieces of media. Movies that make you smile at the sky and think ‘man, it’s so great to be alive’. Today is not that day.

Popular reviews

  • Nativity!



    THIS is the role i’ll always remember Martin Freeman in. Mr Maddens is actually iconic; man is on the verge of killing himself throughout the full thing. Regularly breaks down into tears and then ends up putting on the play because “what are they going to do? Fire me twice- I think the fuck not.” Just says to hell with it and puts on an Oscar-worthy primary school Christmas play.

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    Emos, gays, twilight fans, and comic people unite- peace at last! And riddling little freak Edward back in my grubby hands, it should be a national holiday fr. Set on Halloween!!