Malignant

Malignant ★★★★

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This review may contain spoilers.

Okay don’t trust my rating, this movie has a stupid family guy-esque plot, like seriously it’s like james wan was watching family guy and was like haha Peter is a tumor that’s hilarious! what if it also killed people while Peter slept and also was a horror movie, and it felt like a video game cinematic because it was trippy as fuck. Also did you see legion? That show is great, I’ve got a ton of money, because I’m james wan and I probably get money after each person let’s make a new saw movie, so let’s make a movie about a killer tumor and name it, uh “cancerous” no, uh “bad for your health” hm keep trying.

Also, I was pretty drunk

ReMaligwatch? Yes, I think i will

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