Favorite films

  • Three Colors: Red
  • Perfect Blue
  • All That Jazz
  • Singin' in the Rain

Recent activity

  • Definitely, Maybe


  • The Witches of Eastwick


  • Beach Rats


  • Meet Joe Black


Pinned reviews

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder


    i like to dissect gods. did you know i'm utterly insane?

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    i love movies where willem dafoe shows up for five minutes just to act absolutely fucking insane

Recent reviews

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling


    was it really necessary for harry styles to tap dance for so long

  • Lost Highway

    Lost Highway


    it may not be lynch's best movie but a strong argument can be made for it being his horniest movie

Popular reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    her name may be catwoman, but i was barking

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    first 40 minutes: where's ana de armas?
    next 10 minutes: yay!!!!! ana de armas!!!!!!!!!
    the rest of the movie: i miss ana de armas