the two, maybe three, storylines that are at least semi-charming are ruined by the vibes of the rest of the storylines (pure evil)
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May December 2023
tonally brilliant. portman and moore are having a mother off while charles melton gives the most emotionally devastating performance of the year in the corner.
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The Killer 2023
it's good, but in an ideal world we would have got mindhunter season 3 instead of this
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2023
the movie: two stars
the josh hutcherson renaissance we are observing as a result of the movie: five stars -
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Talk to Me 2022
is it bad that, after watching this a second time, i still want to have a go with the hand?
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Mamma Mia! 2008
pierce brosnan bad singer this, piece brosnan can't carry a tune that, HE WAS HAVING FUN! LEAVE HIM ALONE!
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Spice World 1997
i gave a hard day's night three stars. i'm giving spice world five stars. the beatles wish they were this funny.
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Asteroid City 2023
mum cheered when edward norton kissed a man because apparently, and these are her words, she "wished he would have done that in fight club"
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The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar 2023
this is me publicly begging wes anderson to keep dev patel in his group of recurring actors