sophie kempenaar

sophie kempenaar Pro

the goddam movies. they can ruin you. i’m not kidding.

Favorite films

  • Before Sunrise
  • Columbus
  • Chungking Express
  • The Wind Rises

Recent activity

  • Masculin Féminin

  • Fallen Leaves

  • Hands of Bresson

  • To Be or Not to Be

Pinned reviews

  • Grizzly Man

    Grizzly Man


    going into this, i was—as i am wont to do—thinking about jon krakauer’s into the wild. chris mccandless has haunted me since we first crossed paths my freshman year of high school.

    i do not get him. i am an indoorsy humanist addicted to pop culture, air conditioning, and mountain dew baja blast. i can barely stand camping for just one night on a designated campground. i fucking hate jack london. as a result, mccandless's impulse to completely extricate himself…

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice


    AFTER MUCH CAREFUL CONSIDERATION... below is my PhD dissertation on why this version is far, *far* superior to the '95 version (no matter what people try to tell you) in the form of an extremely exhaustive itemized list

    DIRECTING. i'm opening with this because this is perhaps the biggest quality discrepancy. this is a carefully, wonderfully, immaculately directed film, whereas for the '95 i couldn't parse out any kind of artistic vision beyond making Pride And Prejudice The Book Except…

Recent reviews

  • The Graduate

    The Graduate


    my favorite part was when they played scarborough fair in its entirety and then followed it up with scarborough fair in its entirety and then followed it up with scarborough fair flute version and then followed it up with scarborough fair

  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron


    big fan of hayao miyazaki for how cozy, sweet, and heartfelt he is. you know, the guy who makes all those violent, political movies about war and loss and death?

Popular reviews

  • Once Upon a Time in America

    Once Upon a Time in America


    hard to feel anything but unadulterated disdain—MUCH less care or interest—for this man after watching him commit atrocity after atrocity, including (but certainly not limited to) two violent rapes. sir your name is NOODLES you and your buddy egg salad sandwich can sit the hell down.

    even in general, the film never says or does anything interesting enough to justify the agonizingly long runtime. every single woman and girl exists to either get ogled or raped—sometimes both. i wish i…

  • Boys State

    Boys State


    “not all men!” you’re absolutely right. steven garza and rené otero would never do this