Julia ✨

I love my Criterion and Disney+ subscriptions equally, I contain multitudes.

Favorite films

  • Waiting for Guffman
  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
  • Chicago
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Recent activity

  • Cyrano, My Love

  • Morning for the Osone Family


  • 1917


  • Titanic


Recent reviews

  • Titanic



    This was originally going to be a joke review, but you know what? I was 7 when this came out and begged to see it in theaters every day. Every day I was told no (my mom was right, I would have had nightmares for months), so I learned everything about it vicariously through my teenage sister and my friends with less strict parents. I built it up in my mind so much, that by the time I finally saw…

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin


    *Jerry Seinfeld voice* what’s the deal with the violence we do to each other when the fear of our own mortality becomes too great?

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    I used to think I hated jumpscares too much to enjoy most horror movies, but I've come to realize that I like the genre and just need to be patient enough to find the concepts that work for me.

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