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Titanic 1997
This was originally going to be a joke review, but you know what? I was 7 when this came out and begged to see it in theaters every day. Every day I was told no (my mom was right, I would have had nightmares for months), so I learned everything about it vicariously through my teenage sister and my friends with less strict parents. I built it up in my mind so much, that by the time I finally saw…
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The Banshees of Inisherin 2022
*Jerry Seinfeld voice* what’s the deal with the violence we do to each other when the fear of our own mortality becomes too great?
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Candyman 1992
I used to think I hated jumpscares too much to enjoy most horror movies, but I've come to realize that I like the genre and just need to be patient enough to find the concepts that work for me.
This is one of the conceptually strongest horror movies I've ever seen and I think it deserves a more well-known place in the genre's pantheon outside of the genre's enthusiasts. Freddy who? Jason who? I don't know them and I no…
