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Recent reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★ Watched 24 Sep 2023

  Mid Girls.

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  ★★ Watched 30 Aug 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  So nice of Indy to tank that bullet to the chest just so the movie could have its third act play out.

  Also nice of Harrison Ford to bring his three most legendary characters out of retirement just to show us what it's all about in the end: loss, loneliness and isolation. Godspeed, king.

Popular reviews

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  An Education 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 25 May 2013 6

  I thought I'd never say this, but here goes: An Education is feminism done right. I had given up trying to find it, but the story of 16-year old british girl in 1960s London is a perfect example of what a female tour de force should be. Jenny (Carey Mulligan) lives a cloistered life under the ruling thumb of a very controlling father who has mapped out an entire future for her, mostly regarding a good education and a good…

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  Movie 43 2013

  ½ Watched 24 Mar 2013 14

  I tried to write a review of this movie, but I couldn't get one off the ground. So here's a bunch of random sentences that flew through my mind as I watching it:

  
  - We don't need a cure for AIDS, we need a cure for Movie 43.
  - Ed Wood says "It's flawed."
  - Emma Stone is in this movie. Fuck you, Emma Stone. *cries*
  - Cinema's Vanilla Ice.
  - The one movie who could use the expertise of…